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Fantasy » alt.fan.pratchett » [I] addiction
[I] addiction [message #280299] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 03:42
Julia Jones  
I have run out of lingonberry jam, and thus I will need to make a trip
to Ikea this week, which means my wallet is in severe danger. And I
blame *you* lot. I'd never heard of lingonberry jam until someone
mentioned it here, and if it hadn't been mentioned here, I would not
have been tempted to see if the food shop in Ikea had it, and would not
have been addicted.

So that's lingonberry jam *and* Maya Gold I can blame afp for...
--
Julia Jones
Spindrift -- EPPIE 2006 finalist, 5 stars from JERR
Richard finds the truth in legend, when he finds a silkie bereft of
his skin and in need of a home... http://www.loose-id.net/detail.aspx?ID=138
Re: [I] addiction [message #280302 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 03:54
Stacie Hanes  
Julia Jones wrote:
> I have run out of lingonberry jam, and thus I will need to make a
> trip to Ikea this week,

For no particular reason, I am moved to ask you in a very casual tone where
you're located and how much you reckon it'd cost to send me some lingonberry
jam.

My zipcode is 44512.

--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] addiction [message #280309 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 04:17
Julia Jones  
In article <slqhg.2587$lf4.313 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
Anastasia <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> writes
>Julia Jones wrote:
>> I have run out of lingonberry jam, and thus I will need to make a
>> trip to Ikea this week,
>
>For no particular reason, I am moved to ask you in a very casual tone where
>you're located and how much you reckon it'd cost to send me some lingonberry
>jam.
>
>My zipcode is 44512.
>
94041, about six or seven miles from the Palo Alto Ikea.

A jar is 14.5 ounces of content plus about 7 or 8 ounces for the jar
itself, so can probably be packaged for under 2 pounds weight - around
$6 Priority, $5 surface, plus cost of packaging. If you know you like
the stuff, as opposed to merely wanting to try it, I would recommend
getting several jars, and putting them in a USPS Priority Mail box,
postage $8.10 plus a couple of dollars worth of bubble wrap:
http://www.usps.com/all/shippingandmailing/23daypackages.htm

I can't remember how much the jars were each. I think there were also
large tubs of the stuff, but I don't remember any details.
--
Julia Jones
Spindrift -- EPPIE 2006 finalist, 5 stars from JERR
Richard finds the truth in legend, when he finds a silkie bereft of
his skin and in need of a home... http://www.loose-id.net/detail.aspx?ID=138
Re: [I] addiction [message #280354 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 10:20
Pudde Fjord  
Anastasia wrote:
> Julia Jones wrote:
>> I have run out of lingonberry jam, and thus I will need to make a
>> trip to Ikea this week,
>
> For no particular reason, I am moved to ask you in a very casual tone where
> you're located and how much you reckon it'd cost to send me some lingonberry
> jam.
>
> My zipcode is 44512.
>
Maybe you can get the IKEA branch nearest to you to ship it directly.

check out <http://www.ikea.com/> for more information.


Pudde.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280375 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 11:53
Torak  
Julia Jones wrote:
> I have run out of lingonberry jam, and thus I will need to make a trip
> to Ikea this week, which means my wallet is in severe danger. And I
> blame *you* lot. I'd never heard of lingonberry jam until someone
> mentioned it here, and if it hadn't been mentioned here, I would not
> have been tempted to see if the food shop in Ikea had it, and would not
> have been addicted.
>
> So that's lingonberry jam *and* Maya Gold I can blame afp for...

Another convert to the cause. Welcome!
Re: [I] addiction [message #280405 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 14:37
esmi  
on 07/06/2006 02:42 Julia Jones said the following:
<snip>

> So that's lingonberry jam *and* Maya Gold I can blame afp for...

If that's all you can blame the group for, you got off very lightly.
Trust me on 'dis.

Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit of
an accident this morning. He was playing with his battery-powered toy
hamster...whilst naked.

Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.

Fortunately, we managed to free him without causing any damage[1]. I say
'fortunately' as I really didn't fancy trying to explain this particular
accident to the emergency department at the local hospital.

Receptionist: And why have you brought your little boy in?
Parent: Well...you see...he has this toy hamster...

Thus far[2] and with 3 kids, I've had to deal with a drawing pin lodged
up one nostril, a cannonball[3] up the nose and a wire tie between two
front teeth but this one was in a completely new category all of its
own. I shudder to think what's next.

esmi

[1] To him, not the hamster
[2] and without mentioning the usual torn leg tendons, crushed noses and
sliced feet.
[3] I think I should point out it was a toy cannonball.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280412 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 15:04
Steve Rogers  
"esmi" <esmi [at] lspace.org> wrote in message
news:e66ho4$2pcf$1 [at] mud.stack.nl...
> on 07/06/2006 02:42 Julia Jones said the following:
> <snip>
>
>> So that's lingonberry jam *and* Maya Gold I can blame afp for...
>
> If that's all you can blame the group for, you got off very lightly.
> Trust me on 'dis.
>
> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit of
> an accident this morning. He was playing with his battery-powered toy
> hamster...whilst naked.
>
> Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.
>
> Fortunately, we managed to free him without causing any damage[1]. I
> say 'fortunately' as I really didn't fancy trying to explain this
> particular accident to the emergency department at the local hospital.
>
> Receptionist: And why have you brought your little boy in?
> Parent: Well...you see...he has this toy hamster...
>
> Thus far[2] and with 3 kids, I've had to deal with a drawing pin
> lodged up one nostril, a cannonball[3] up the nose and a wire tie
> between two front teeth but this one was in a completely new category
> all of its own. I shudder to think what's next.
>
> esmi
>
> [1] To him, not the hamster
> [2] and without mentioning the usual torn leg tendons, crushed noses
> and sliced feet.
> [3] I think I should point out it was a toy cannonball.

Do you want a list? You should think yourself lucky to have got away
with so minor a set, there are /much/ worse I can assure you ;-) Mind
you with 4 girls, an ex-step-son and one on the way there is now very
little that surprises me of what can go where or get trapped in what.

Steve
Re: [I] addiction [message #280442 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 17:36
Lesley Weston  
in article lPovz9Nq7ihEFwn9 [at] jajones.demon.co.uk, Julia Jones at
julia.jones [at] gmail.com wrote on 06/06/2006 6:42 PM:

> I have run out of lingonberry jam, and thus I will need to make a trip
> to Ikea this week, which means my wallet is in severe danger. And I
> blame *you* lot. I'd never heard of lingonberry jam until someone
> mentioned it here, and if it hadn't been mentioned here, I would not
> have been tempted to see if the food shop in Ikea had it, and would not
> have been addicted.
>
> So that's lingonberry jam *and* Maya Gold I can blame afp for...

Always happy to oblige.

--
Lesley Weston.

Brightly_coloured_blob is real, but I don't often check even the few bits
that get through Yahoo's filters. To reach me, use leswes att shaw dott ca,
changing spelling and spacing as required.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280443 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 17:37
Lesley Weston  
in article slqhg.2587$lf4.313 [at] newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net, Anastasia at
house_damodred [at] yahoo.com wrote on 06/06/2006 6:54 PM:

> Julia Jones wrote:
>> I have run out of lingonberry jam, and thus I will need to make a
>> trip to Ikea this week,
>
> For no particular reason, I am moved to ask you in a very casual tone where
> you're located and how much you reckon it'd cost to send me some lingonberry
> jam.
>
> My zipcode is 44512.

Ikea does on-line sales, in Canada anyway. Might be worth a try.

--
Lesley Weston.

Brightly_coloured_blob is real, but I don't often check even the few bits
that get through Yahoo's filters. To reach me, use leswes att shaw dott ca,
changing spelling and spacing as required.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280454 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 18:17
Stacie Hanes  
esmi wrote:
>
> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit
> of an accident this morning. He was playing with his
> battery-powered toy hamster...whilst naked.
>
> Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.

Toy *hamster*?

As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine, and that
image is going to be with me all day.

--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] addiction [message #280455 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 18:20
Peter Ellis  
On Wed, 7 Jun 2006, Anastasia wrote:
> esmi wrote:
>>
>> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit
>> of an accident this morning. He was playing with his
>> battery-powered toy hamster...whilst naked.
>>
>> Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.
>
> Toy *hamster*?
>
> As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine, and that
> image is going to be with me all day.

I apologise in advance to esmi and Kai for providing the following URL.

http://www.realhamster.com/

Peter
Re: [I] addiction [message #280456 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 18:24
Stacie Hanes  
Peter Ellis wrote:

> http://www.realhamster.com/

MAybe they could branch out into hedgehogs.

--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] addiction [message #280476 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 20:05
Torak  
Anastasia wrote:
> esmi wrote:
>
>>Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit
>>of an accident this morning. He was playing with his
>>battery-powered toy hamster...whilst naked.
>>
>>Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.
>
>
> Toy *hamster*?
>
> As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine, and that
> image is going to be with me all day.

As I understand it, anyone having similar problems involving hamsters
would be lucky to have it just getting tangled.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280477 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 20:07
Torak  
Peter Ellis wrote:
> On Wed, 7 Jun 2006, Anastasia wrote:
>
>> esmi wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit
>>> of an accident this morning. He was playing with his
>>> battery-powered toy hamster...whilst naked.
>>>
>>> Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.
>>
>>
>> Toy *hamster*?
>>
>> As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine, and that
>> image is going to be with me all day.
>
>
> I apologise in advance to esmi and Kai for providing the following URL.
<snip>

Oh good heavens... that's got to be a joke site, right?
Re: [I] addiction [message #280484 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 20:19
Gid Holyoake  
In article <rBEhg.1683$YI3.872 [at] amstwist00>, Torak generously decided to
share with us..

> Peter Ellis wrote:
> > On Wed, 7 Jun 2006, Anastasia wrote:
> >
> >> esmi wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit
> >>> of an accident this morning. He was playing with his
> >>> battery-powered toy hamster...whilst naked.
> >>>
> >>> Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.
> >>
> >>
> >> Toy *hamster*?
> >>
> >> As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine, and that
> >> image is going to be with me all day.
> >
> >
> > I apologise in advance to esmi and Kai for providing the following URL.
> <snip>
>
> Oh good heavens... that's got to be a joke site, right?

Of course it has to be a joke site.. there's no mention of gaffer-tape
anywhere on it that I can see..

Gid
Re: [I] addiction [message #280511 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 21:25
Hendrik Schober  
Steve Rogers <steve [at] soapietrekkers.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> [...] an ex-step-son and one on the way there [...]

Oops.

Schobi

--
SpamTrap [at] gmx.de is never read
I'm Schobi at suespammers dot org

"The sarcasm is mightier than the sword."
Eric Jarvis
Re: [I] addiction [message #280543 ] Mi, 07 Juni 2006 22:39
Arthur Hagen  
esmi <esmi [at] lspace.org> wrote:
>
> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit of
> an accident this morning. He was playing with his battery-powered toy
> hamster...whilst naked.

A naked hamster is a terrible thing to imagine at 4 pm in the morning.

Regards,
--
*Art
Re: [I] addiction [message #280567 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 01:03
Rocky Frisco  
Peter Ellis wrote:
> On Wed, 7 Jun 2006, Anastasia wrote:
>
>> esmi wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit
>>> of an accident this morning. He was playing with his
>>> battery-powered toy hamster...whilst naked.
>>>
>>> Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.
>>
>>
>> Toy *hamster*?
>>
>> As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine, and that
>> image is going to be with me all day.
>
>
> I apologise in advance to esmi and Kai for providing the following URL.
>
> http://www.realhamster.com/

Well, at least it's not a hedgehog.

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280568 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 01:04
Rocky Frisco  
Anastasia wrote:

> Peter Ellis wrote:

>>http://www.realhamster.com/

> MAybe they could branch out into hedgehogs.

See! Did it again! Too spooky!

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280579 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 01:47
pjamison2  
"Peter Ellis" <pjie2 [at] cam.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:Pine.LNX.4.64.0606071720190.12651 [at] hermes-1.csi.cam.ac.uk...
> On Wed, 7 Jun 2006, Anastasia wrote:
>> esmi wrote:
>>>
>>> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit
>>> of an accident this morning. He was playing with his
>>> battery-powered toy hamster...whilst naked.
>>>
>>> Bits got...um...caught in the mechanism.
>>
>> Toy *hamster*?
>>
>> As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine, and that
>> image is going to be with me all day.
>
> I apologise in advance to esmi and Kai for providing the following URL.
>
> http://www.realhamster.com/
>

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

--

Paul E. Jamison

"I traveled to a planet with no bilateral symmetry
and all I got was this lousy F-shirt."
Re: [I] addiction [message #280597 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 04:46
Aggie Angst  
"Arthur Hagen" <art [at] broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:e67dik$2mt$1 [at] tree.broomstick.com...
> esmi <esmi [at] lspace.org> wrote:
>>
>> Speaking of which...the small person that I blame afp for had a bit of
>> an accident this morning. He was playing with his battery-powered toy
>> hamster...whilst naked.
>
> A naked hamster is a terrible thing to imagine at 4 pm in the morning.
>
> Regards,
> --
> *Art

Four pm in the morning? You must be in the Martian time zone. ;)

At least you can get hamsters to wear pants unlike ducks who are the most
shameless of all wildlife.

Aggie
Re: [I] addiction [message #280634 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 09:40
Geoff Field  
Gid Holyoake wrote:
> In article <rBEhg.1683$YI3.872 [at] amstwist00>, Torak generously decided
> to share with us..
>
>> Peter Ellis wrote:
>>> On Wed, 7 Jun 2006, Anastasia wrote:
>>>
[snip]
>>>> Toy *hamster*?
>>>>
>>>> As mom with an imagination, I couldn't help but, well, imagine,
>>>> and that image is going to be with me all day.
>>>
>>>
>>> I apologise in advance to esmi and Kai for providing the following
>>> URL. <snip>
>>
>> Oh good heavens... that's got to be a joke site, right?
>
> Of course it has to be a joke site.. there's no mention of gaffer-tape
> anywhere on it that I can see..

Morbid curiosity got the better of me.

They might not mention gaffer tape, but within seconds, I'd spotted a
mention of duct tape.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Geoff

--
Geoff Field
Professional Geek,
Amateur Stage-Levelling Gauge
Re: [I] addiction [message #280635 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 09:42
Geoff Field  
esmi wrote:
[snip]
> Thus far[2] and with 3 kids, I've had to deal with a drawing pin
> lodged up one nostril, a cannonball[3] up the nose and a wire tie
> between two front teeth but this one was in a completely new category
> all of its own. I shudder to think what's next.

One of ours bit the end off a foam bath toy and inhaled it.

We didn't think anything of it until some *weeks* later when we
couldn't work out why he smelt so badly. Sure enough, the local
emergency department put him under and extracted the piece of
foam from within his nasal cavities.

See also my post under "Who are you" to find more issues to deal with.

Geoff

--
Geoff Field
Professional Geek,
Amateur Stage-Levelling Gauge
Re: [I] addiction [message #280681 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 14:58
esmi  
on 08/06/2006 08:42 Geoff Field said the following:
> esmi wrote:
> [snip]
>> Thus far[2] and with 3 kids, I've had to deal with a drawing pin
>> lodged up one nostril, a cannonball[3] up the nose and a wire tie
>> between two front teeth but this one was in a completely new category
>> all of its own. I shudder to think what's next.
>
> One of ours bit the end off a foam bath toy and inhaled it.

<snip>

Funnily enough, that's how the drawing pin ended up where it did. Never
try to show off your Magic Drawing Pin trick to friends by holding it
under one nostril and then inhaling.

"See...no hands! <snort> Buuub..id's up by dose!

esmi
Re: [I] addiction [message #280692 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 15:23
Arthur Hagen  
Aggie Angst <aggieangst [at] myinvalidway.com> wrote:
>
> At least you can get hamsters to wear pants unlike ducks who are the
> most shameless of all wildlife.

I thought that was the stinkhorn:
<URL: http://www2.arnes.si/~sspamiho/gobe/images/phallus_impudicus .jpg>
(NSFF)

Regards,
--
*Art
Re: [I] addiction [message #280757 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 18:15
Andrew Nevill  
On Wed, 07 Jun 2006 16:24:01 GMT, "Anastasia" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Peter Ellis wrote:
>
>> http://www.realhamster.com/
>
>MAybe they could branch out into hedgehogs.

No! No! No! Thrice I say thee No!
Hedgehogs can NEVER.....

Plus the Hamster was *bad* enough.
Andrew! Fetch the brain bleach!. Oh , yeah - that'd be me
<wanders off>
--
Andrew Nevill B.F. D.W. FdV. Reply address: anevill [at] btopenworld.com
AFPWorshipper to Spooky, AFPfiance to Sarah (Nanny Ogg) & A********.
AFPUncle to James Vaughan. You cannot value friends as pennies,
nor can you replace them as easily (Spooky in email, Aug 2001.)
Discworld Convention 2006. 18 - 26 Aug 2006 Hinckley Island Hotel
Hinckley, UK www.dwcon.org
Re: [I] addiction [message #280760 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 18:24
Stacie Hanes  
Andrew Nevill wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Jun 2006 16:24:01 GMT, "Anastasia"
> <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Ellis wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.realhamster.com/
>>
>> MAybe they could branch out into hedgehogs.
>
> No! No! No! Thrice I say thee No!
> Hedgehogs can NEVER.....
>
> Plus the Hamster was *bad* enough.
> Andrew! Fetch the brain bleach!. Oh , yeah - that'd be me
> <wanders off>

I think we need to do a study on the effects of overuse of neural bleaching
agents....

--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] addiction [message #280783 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 19:28
Aggie Angst  
"Arthur Hagen" <art [at] broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:e698cg$gfe$1 [at] tree.broomstick.com...
> Aggie Angst <aggieangst [at] myinvalidway.com> wrote:
>>
>> At least you can get hamsters to wear pants unlike ducks who are the
>> most shameless of all wildlife.
>
> I thought that was the stinkhorn:
> <URL: http://www2.arnes.si/~sspamiho/gobe/images/phallus_impudicus .jpg>
> (NSFF)
>
> Regards,
> --
> *Art

Good heavens! Get that fungus a speedo!
;)
Aggie
Re: [I] addiction [message #280784 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 19:30
Aggie Angst  
"Geoff Field" <geoff_field [at] suespammers.org> wrote in message
news:4487d4f6$0$1130$afc38c87 [at] news.optusnet.com.au...
> esmi wrote:
> [snip]
>> Thus far[2] and with 3 kids, I've had to deal with a drawing pin
>> lodged up one nostril, a cannonball[3] up the nose and a wire tie
>> between two front teeth but this one was in a completely new category
>> all of its own. I shudder to think what's next.
>
> One of ours bit the end off a foam bath toy and inhaled it.
>
> We didn't think anything of it until some *weeks* later when we
> couldn't work out why he smelt so badly. Sure enough, the local
> emergency department put him under and extracted the piece of
> foam from within his nasal cavities.
>
> See also my post under "Who are you" to find more issues to deal with.
>
> Geoff
>
I'm surprised he could smell at all with foam stuck up his nose.
:(
Aggie
Re: [I] addiction [message #280789 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 19:44
Stacie Hanes  
Aggie Angst wrote:
> "Arthur Hagen" <art [at] broomstick.com> wrote in message
> news:e698cg$gfe$1 [at] tree.broomstick.com...
>> Aggie Angst <aggieangst [at] myinvalidway.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> At least you can get hamsters to wear pants unlike ducks who are
>>> the most shameless of all wildlife.
>>
>> I thought that was the stinkhorn:
>> <URL:
>> http://www2.arnes.si/~sspamiho/gobe/images/phallus_impudicus .jpg>
>> (NSFF)
>
> Good heavens! Get that fungus a speedo!
> ;)

My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a mushroom
shaped like a dick.'"

--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] addiction [message #280797 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 20:12
Lister  
On Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:44:22 GMT, "Anastasia"
<house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

>Aggie Angst wrote:
>> "Arthur Hagen" <art [at] broomstick.com> wrote in message
>> news:e698cg$gfe$1 [at] tree.broomstick.com...
>>> Aggie Angst <aggieangst [at] myinvalidway.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> At least you can get hamsters to wear pants unlike ducks who are
>>>> the most shameless of all wildlife.
>>>
>>> I thought that was the stinkhorn:
>>> <URL:
>>> http://www2.arnes.si/~sspamiho/gobe/images/phallus_impudicus .jpg>
>>> (NSFF)
>>
>> Good heavens! Get that fungus a speedo!
>> ;)
>
>My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a mushroom
>shaped like a dick.'"


Given that comment, perhaps you should be Pork Swordswoman of the
AFPocralypsse :)
Re: [I] addiction [message #280798 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 20:10
Brian Howlett  
On 8 Jun, Anastasia wrote:

[snip]

> My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a
> mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>
Better that than having a dick shaped like a mushroom...
--
Brian Howlett - Email to From: address deleted unseen
-----------------------------------------------------
My net income doesn't cover my gross habits...
Re: [I] addiction [message #280799 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 20:18
Stacie Hanes  
Brian Howlett wrote:
> On 8 Jun, Anastasia wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
>> My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a
>> mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>>
> Better that than having a dick shaped like a mushroom...

Not necessarily, as that fungus so clearly demonstrates. A morel or fuffball
shap would probably be less good, I suppose.


Sorry, was that comment amorel?

--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] addiction [message #280800 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 20:19
Stacie Hanes  
Lister wrote:

>> mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>
>
> Given that comment, perhaps you should be Pork Swordswoman of the
> AFPocralypsse :)


Thank you, but no.

You now have the honor of suggesting the first AFP title I, er, regretfully
decline. Yes, that's the phrase.

I must regretfully decline.
--
4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse, AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons,
Bondage-happy predator, Speaker-To-Students, SadoMangoist,
AFPMistress to peachy, 8'FED's AFPDeliciousSnack, AFPFiance to A.
Nevill , Graycat's Guttersnipe
Re: [I] addiction [message #280805 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 20:34
Lister  
On Thu, 08 Jun 2006 18:19:18 GMT, "Anastasia"
<house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

>Lister wrote:
>
>>> mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>>
>>
>> Given that comment, perhaps you should be Pork Swordswoman of the
>> AFPocralypsse :)
>
>
>Thank you, but no.
>
>You now have the honor of suggesting the first AFP title I, er, regretfully
>decline. Yes, that's the phrase.
>
>I must regretfully decline.

Why thank you :)
Re: [I] addiction [message #280827 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 21:23
Torak  
Anastasia wrote:
> Brian Howlett wrote:
>
>>On 8 Jun, Anastasia wrote:
>>
>>[snip]
>>
>>
>>>My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a
>>>mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>>>
>>
>>Better that than having a dick shaped like a mushroom...
>
>
> Not necessarily, as that fungus so clearly demonstrates. A morel or fuffball
> shap would probably be less good, I suppose.

Or one of those sort of multiple-disc-shaped things that grow out the
side of trees.

Urgh.

I really didn't need that image. Ah well.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280830 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 21:27
Dom  
Brian Howlett wrote:
> On 8 Jun, Anastasia wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
>> My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a
>> mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>>
> Better that than having a dick shaped like a mushroom...

Are you sure it isn't a toads tool?

--
Dom
afpSlave to CCA
Re: [I] addiction [message #280838 ] Do, 08 Juni 2006 22:11
Lister  
On Thu, 08 Jun 2006 19:27:13 GMT, Dom <domafp [at] blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:

>Brian Howlett wrote:
>> On 8 Jun, Anastasia wrote:
>>
>> [snip]
>>
>>> My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a
>>> mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>>>
>> Better that than having a dick shaped like a mushroom...
>
>Are you sure it isn't a toads tool?


Thankyou for making me metaphorically snort coffee through my nose. :)
Re: [I] addiction [message #280909 ] Fr, 09 Juni 2006 00:30
Torak  
Dom wrote:
> Brian Howlett wrote:
>
>>On 8 Jun, Anastasia wrote:
>>
>>[snip]
>>
>>
>>>My first thought was "so, that's Latin for 'whooooooa, duuuude, a
>>>mushroom shaped like a dick.'"
>>>
>>
>>Better that than having a dick shaped like a mushroom...
>
>
> Are you sure it isn't a toads tool?

It's been *ages* since we had a really *dreadful* joke on AFP. Oh, we've
had bad ones, but none of quite that quality.

I can go to sleep happy now.
Re: [I] addiction [message #280983 ] Fr, 09 Juni 2006 09:39
sjouw_uitwijk  
Steve Rogers wrote:

> with (...), an ex-step-son and one on the way

I already have difficulties imagining how to interpret ex-step-son...
I can see how one can have, get, or become a step-son. I therefore
can even imagine how you can tell there's another stepson on the way.
But how one can have an *ex*-step-son? And one on the way ?

If you can recall Kermit making a wry face, you may have an idea of my
current facial expression.

TTFN,

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